I'll Diet Tomorrow

I'll try again tomorrow,

Today is not the day.

If I happen to forget,

Then I'll wait until Monday.

After all I'm older now,

And it doesn't really matter.

My weight has really stabilized,

And I've stopped getting fatter!

I've often wondered why,

Some people say I'm special.

Could it really be true,

I'm an "Earthly Angel"?

I’ll Grill Tonight

Honey will you please grill tonight,

She always asks me so polite.

 Those hot dogs need my special touch.

Just a little black, but not too much.

And every hamburger had better be done,

Or I’ll no longer be number one.

So whatever doesn’t turn out just right,

I start by taking just a little bite.

Before I know the evidence is gone,

She makes extra when the grill is on.

Except for the nights that we have steak,

I can’t afford to make a mistake!